I went to REI to buy a pair of climbing shoes today, and while staring helplessly at the wall of shoes, a man with a name tag that said "Karma" on it wandered over to help me. He looked like my father, a middle-aged Asian man with a mustache. Together we realized that my feet are slightly different sizes.
"I knew it!" I announced, beaming with validation. "I've always known it!"
Karma laughed at me and then walked away.